twodoorcinemaclubsoda:

Why do men think women are angry just on their period?

I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:

jackadiddlediddle:

stillticksaway:

adriofthedead:

thepreciousthing:

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

…ROAD TRIP.

Been here. Coolest place

I want to go there

I MUST GO

youknowyoureamusicianwhen:

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tonycantouchmyveil:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

A pop-up book

rnackenzie:

Look how big my cat is

Abandoned Tumblr

This makes me sad..

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

high-on-kittens:

worsttacoever:

ohdearohdeariedeariedear:

mithris:

I fucking died laughing.

I was NOT expecting that

OMFG I KNOW THE GUY WHO MADE THIS

WHAT THE FUCK I MADE THIS

ha-ze:

icy-brunette:

if you don’t like betty white we can’t be friends

I watched this movie just the other day!