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♥Life Is A Beautiful Disaster♥

✦I'm not looking to live forever, but to leave something that will. This is the way I will end. Not with a whimper, but a bang.
✦Talk to me some.


This is just the beginning.

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

magic-and-metaphors:

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

♫ all my life has been a series of doors in my face ♫

I’m an evil person for laughing way too loudly at this.

magic-and-metaphors:

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

 all my life has been a series of doors in my face 

I’m an evil person for laughing way too loudly at this.

janemargolisx:

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

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Don’t you mean taylor just shouldn’t dance. Ellie is on that damnnn

gallifrey-feels:

nostopdasgay:

the-robot-condese:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.

that’s a lot of murder

did you just read the entire bible over the weekend

it’s not actually a very long book

gallifrey-feels:

nostopdasgay:

the-robot-condese:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…

The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.

that’s a lot of murder

did you just read the entire bible over the weekend

it’s not actually a very long book

nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower
naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you